3 questions that i got asked today

1. am i fatter since the last time you saw me? (from a lady in the village, well all of em ask me that!)

2. is it true that people dont throw their trash down in the US? if so, how much do they have to pay?

3. do you have a cream for stretch marks in the US? (this came from a 32 yr old mother of 4 who had her first child at 13)